pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’
Ballpit Dress - $17,000
Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’

Ballpit Dress - $17,000

Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

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ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

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dennys:

French Fry in Hedge of Denny’s Parking Lot (2014)

dennys:

French Fry in Hedge of Denny’s Parking Lot (2014)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 



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toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

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tacopop:

groovemeister-jared:

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I 

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would you

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would i what

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would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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RADDA RADDA

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Am i the only one that read it with their voices in my head

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Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

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pudgealicious88:

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

CATDOG

pudgealicious88:

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

CATDOG

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stunningpicture:

This? Oh it’s just a bread cone filled with mac n’ cheese and topped with bacon. No biggie.

stunningpicture:

This? Oh it’s just a bread cone filled with mac n’ cheese and topped with bacon. No biggie.

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