duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

(via yourinfiniteescape)


daleboyle:

Remember the time Britney Spears thought multiple monkeys were inside a single hat.

(via laughingisbetter)


snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t imagine people seeing the 50 shades of grey movie and feeling comfortable like the theaters will probably filled with horny middle aged women that is a very uncomfortable thought 

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OMFGSDBFSfhkjas

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I’M SCREAMING

(via dontbeanassbutt)



punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

(via rockanddolls)


(via rockanddolls)


tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

(via theperks-of-being-superwholocked)



ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

(via theperks-of-being-superwholocked)


bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via theperks-of-being-superwholocked)


barackobotm:

illy (i like like you) 

(via jiggy-ha)


exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(via twotabletaylor)


tastefullyoffensive:

Be careful with your kindness. [x]

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via imissnepeta)